New Recruit (ME)

Lumpor · Post by **Lumpor** » 05 Aug 2005, 23:20

Hey all. Names lumpor from the UK. I'm good friends with Neeala and Jaer and the word is that this guild is the Dogz banana's. i'm a lvl 45 Tauren hunter and i've been a member of Knights of the Nether since i started playing (oh that feels like a long time ago now).

I've just left the Knights as they have over 200 members and unless you're lvl 60 they don't seem to care about you, won't help you and laugh when you ask to come along sith them on raids and the like as "lol you'll die you're not lvl 60" in my honest opinion not the best way to run your guild and they're loosing members and arguing between themselves all the time. It's just too much and Jaer being a good chap suggested i join you.

I like to play and am currently working on getting a 2nd pc so both my Fiance and me can play at the same time. As soon as that happens i'll be horribly active and i like to help anyone no matter what lvl no matter "usually" how far i need to go to get there.

If you think there's room for me my ingame name is "Lump0r" and i'd love to see that invite box pop up.

Thanks for your time

Lumpor
lvl 45 Tauren Hunter

Mafti · Post by **Mafti** » 05 Aug 2005, 23:49

like the avatar

Mafti · Post by **Mafti** » 05 Aug 2005, 23:52

oh wait, i have absolute no power in this uber guild.
so u just have to fill in form 23.6subA, don't forget to bring 3 copies of your hunter's licence ofcourse.
but i think we can manage u in between some uber Molten Core raids to have a deep interview with u,
so we can all decide if we wanna go furtjer with u for stage 2.

Post by **Grimwart** » 05 Aug 2005, 23:56

I might vote yes, just for the purple hefalump

Jaer · Post by **Jaer** » 06 Aug 2005, 04:32

Glad you took the advice and posted here mate......especially with that avatar.....typical Lump fashion

This guy is one of my mates in R/L and is an all round good guy. He's a friendly guy, chatty in real life, and fairly in-game.

He's taken quite an active role in the WW2 Online squad that we're both members of and blended in well with the mature crowd there so I think he'd fit in just fine here.

Oh, and he loves Horses.

Well ok, that last bit might not be true (although it might be, i've never really asked) but it cant hurt to try

Post by **Tara Windsong** » 06 Aug 2005, 11:37

He loves horsies? Then he will definitely get my vote

Nice introduction, Lump, and we will discuss things as usual on our members forum and let you know

Keep the pink elephants coming!

The Hawk Family · Post by **The Hawk Family** » 06 Aug 2005, 14:47

Tara Windsong wrote: we will discuss things as usual on our members forum and let you know

I chuckle loudly each time you get serious and say that we are going to discuss these matters Tara. Jeeze if people knew we just toss a twelvesided D&D dice, and do "rock, paper Scissor" if it's a tie. ROFL

Hmmm this is the members forum right ?!?!?!?! Ooooops !!!!!

Bevan · Post by **Bevan** » 06 Aug 2005, 16:06

Tara Windsong wrote:He loves horsies? Then he will definitely get my vote

He never said how he loves them, could be spit roasted and marinated in sweat-chilli sauce

Jaer · Post by **Jaer** » 06 Aug 2005, 16:24

Knowing Lump that could well be true......damn.....sorry m8

Lumpor · Post by **Lumpor** » 07 Aug 2005, 02:57

Mmmmm marinated

and i never said i love horsies but Mmmmm spit Roasted

The Hawk Family · Post by **The Hawk Family** » 07 Aug 2005, 11:54

My kind of person, a BBQ-Freak

Post by **Tara Windsong** » 07 Aug 2005, 13:48

Lumpor, sorry to say you just disqualified yourself from becoming a Wulfie.

Horsie eater *fumes*

Really, and the rest of these barbarians is supporting that! Ok, you couldn't have known that as you're not familiar with the Wulf rules (which will change soon) but if I were you and want to be on the WulfLady's good side I would reconsider my attitude towards horsies

Lumpor · Post by **Lumpor** » 07 Aug 2005, 15:12

lumpor wrote:Mmmmm marinated

and i never said i love horsies but Mmmmm spit Roasted

it doesn't say i wanna eat horse just i like Spit Roast lol

Post by **Tara Windsong** » 07 Aug 2005, 15:15

Clever boy

*pats the purple elephant*

Vyctor · Post by **Vyctor** » 07 Aug 2005, 17:50

Hmmmm.......

All this talking of barbeque and spit roasting is getting me into a jovial storytelling mode

Anyway, I was sitting in this restaurant eating steak and eggs.

This lady comes up out of nowhere and spouts off, " THAT USED TO BE A LIVING, BREATHING ANIMAL YOU ARE EATING!!!! HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND EAT DEAD FLESH@!@!@@"

To which I replied, " Being the blood sucking carnivore that I am, I normally like the blood to still be coursing through the veins when I eat. But since that makes it hard to read the sports page I have it cooked these days" with a big smile on my face.

And the moral of King Vyctor's story today is.......Even when some muppet is screaming at you it is possible to find humor in the situation

And in case you're wondering...........she turned about 3 shades of white, turned towards the door, and stiffly walked out of the establishment. Uprorious laughter erupted from everyone that had heard the exchange, and the guy sitting at the table next to me paid for my breakfast

The Hawk Family · Post by **The Hawk Family** » 07 Aug 2005, 21:23

Nice story Vyc. Long live bloody steaks

Conall · Post by **Conall** » 08 Aug 2005, 12:00

rofl vyc

Post by JD » 24 Aug 2005, 09:20

lol Vyc

Ok now be honest, did you tell the lady to that so someone would pay for your breakfast ?

Vyctor · Post by **Vyctor** » 29 Aug 2005, 16:14

Actually, the only reason I said that was because I was tired, hung over, and it just kinda spewed from my mouth..........and it worked